Jen Bingham

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Month: July 2015

Your Sunday Comic

Only the purest heart can actually make the %#@# claw machine work.

From Buttersafe

From Buttersafe

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Your Sunday Comic

I’d probably buy a Minotaur too.

From Buttersafe

From Buttersafe

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Your Sunday Comic

Any comic about Moby Dick is good with me.

From Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

From Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

I did not draw this cool comic! Click on the art to see more from this artist.

Conversations I had around the time of my cat’s recent death

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Lord Nibbler eating breakfast in bed before he died.

Me (calling human pharmacy) three days before cat dies: Hey my vet called in a prescription. My name’s Jen Bingham.
Pharmacist. Yes! (Pause) What’s the name on that?
Me: Lord Nibbler.
Pharmacist in her head: I just wanted her to say that out loud.

Friend at poetry group on day of cat’s death: How’s your cat?
Me: Dead.
Me: Laughing
Me: Sorry, that conversation just struck me as funny.

Sister on day of cat’s death: You were a good mom to him.
Me: He was not my child
Sister: Yes, he was. He came out of your vagina.

Me via email to a friend on day of cat’s death: I just want you to know that when I sent you that email about going swimming, it was before my cat died.
Friend: . . .
Me: I just don’t want people to think I’m making plans to swim when my cat just died.
Friend: I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.
Me: True, he was a very supportive cat.

Me day after cat’s death: I gave him lots of good pets yesterday.
Sister (talking in fake cat voice): That was great. Can you pet me like that again.
Me: Cries.
Me in my head: Why are you trying to destroy me?

Lady at Home Depot two days after cat’s death: Are you finding everything okay?
Me: Yes
Me in my head: Finding love has been difficult.

Your Sunday Comic

America was born of blood for this. But I still don’t have my “biotch” t-shirt.

From Hark! A Vagrant

From Hark! A Vagrant

I did not make this cool comic! The magnificent Kate Beaton did. click through to see more of her stuff.

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